Sunday, January 06, 2019
Today I am grateful for walking backward. Geeze, we ran to COSTCO after finishing ditching Christmas and even I almost blew away and I’m grounded like no Weeble you’ve ever met!
I don’t look good with my hair off of my forehead. I can do a side part and show a little, but not too much. I’m starting (as of 40 years ago) to have a receding hairline like a man where my hairline goes back on both sides over my eyebrows. If I pull my hair back totally off my forehead get out the projector because you could show a movie on that sucker. Too much of my face is not a good thing.
That’s why I was freaked out today and more than a little conflicted. I know how good every single person’s haircut was because their hair blew straight back or straight up from the roots and held here in the gale winds. Snip-snip. Mine starts out straight up so I was good. But I have bangs, too. And that aforementioned forehead issue.
I nearly got hit by a car in the parking lot walking backwards so the wind would not blow my bangs back. It didn’t work anyway because it swooshed around me, like Dorothy’s house. Still, I didn’t want to scare anyone at COSTCO because just that experience on a Sunday is scary enough. Hang onto your follicles out there! Walking backwards isn’t safe!