Wednesday, January 3, 2018
Today I’m grateful for my new year’s brain. And I wonder what happened to it. I know it’s there somewhere because I just had a conversation with it. Here’s how it went. . .
Me: I wonder why no one has commented on my blog post for today?
Alt Me: I know, it’s odd. Usually someone says at least something.
Me: Right? Like even a quick “like” by someone.
Alt Me: Right. I don’t think you’ve ever posted anything where at least one person hit a button to like, love, wow or whatever.
Me: Good thing there isn’t an ef-off button.
Alt Me: A lot would probably use that one.
Me: I can think of a few good uses myself.
Alt Me: I bet you can.
Me: So it’s not just me, right? It’s odd no one commented.
Alt Me: It’s odd. I already said that.
Me: I saw more comments on the Spirograph one and the Eating/Exercise one, but nothing on todays.
Alt Me: What was today’s about?
Me: Um. I don’t remember.
Alt Me: YOU wrote it! How can you not remember what it’s about?
Me: No clue.
Alt Me: What time did you write it? Maybe that will trigger your memory.
Me: Um. Ummm. Ummmm. Ummmmmmmm. I don’t think I wrote one.
Alt Me: How many ways can you spell Asshole?
Me: Just one. Mary Mooney!!!!!
This is Mary. This is Mary’s new year’s brain on Mary. Can’t wait to see what’s next can you? Me either.