Photo by someone in the Page family. I stole the pic. Full disclosure.
Monday, August 07, 2017
Today I am grateful for relaxation. I heard a rumor that my rental humans finally got rid of that cat. Good for them. Who needs a cat in the house when you could have a dog? Now they can relax without all of that annoying purring.
Obviously this is Leonard, the wonder dog, once again. I figure you missed me so I’m taking over today, even though I’m back home on the couch of my own family. I don’t have much to say because life is pretty normal around here. I run around in my huge hard and woods and pee and poop wherever I want, whenever I want. It’s the best.
We still have the pigs and no one has eaten their way into the bottom of a barrel lately, needing to be yanked out by my dad, so that’s good.
I stay out of the way of the goats. Bad attitudes all around.
My chickens are very glad I’m back because they spent such a long time being bored, without me to exercise them and keep them on their claws.
As for me. . .I chill out whenever I can. Sometimes my kids make fun of me. They put this sign on me that says, “I need help! I got issues!” Hah! You wish you could relax like me!!! I don’t care that they tease me, but I think maybe they should have put those little black rectangles over my privates! It’s a little embarrassing. For you. Not me. You decide if you should show this to children.